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December 12, 2009
Posted in the SIR elevator. This is really wonderful. Seriously. Happy holidays to the children. Really great.
Unfortunately, it took me around eleven tries to actually read what this was saying, as i kept getting distracted by the three-balled holiday penises exchanging sperm with each other. What, I’M HUMAN!

Posted in the SIR elevator. This is really wonderful. Seriously. Happy holidays to the children. Really great.

Unfortunately, it took me around eleven tries to actually read what this was saying, as i kept getting distracted by the three-balled holiday penises exchanging sperm with each other. What, I’M HUMAN!

 
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December 10, 2009

Flash loves pot enough to write a song about it and he wears coordinated Sesame Street clothes in his music video of it. All he has to do is get rid of those dreads and he might just find himself in my Top Five Favorite Japanese People Ever.

 
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December 9, 2009
“Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?”
— The Fantastic Mrs. Fox (a.k.a. Meryl. *sigh. Even when it’s only her voice, she delivers an amazing peformance.)  
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December 8, 2009

I have to be honest. If R. Kelly and Tyrese sang this to me … i would let them both get me pregnant. And then i would play this song for my future baby and tell them “this is how you were made.” And then i would shoot myself.

 
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December 7, 2009
God made this happen.
kristinsmith:

have you ever seen a rainbow kill a man?

God made this happen.

kristinsmith:

have you ever seen a rainbow kill a man?

 
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December 7, 2009

First baby clothes i’ve ever purchased. For the niece (obvs). And so it begins.

Clothes from MishaLuLu.

 
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December 4, 2009
“The other day, i over heard my older kids talking to my younger boy and they were saying “dont ever, dont EVER ask dad to help you with your homework.” They said i made up a war once.”
— Tom Waits  
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December 3, 2009

Pictures of Different Ethnic Groups in China

Provided by D2. Blogged by D1 (ME), mostly because i wanted to plug D2’s blog, but also because ethnic group pictures are fun! Naturally, i chose to paste the ethnic Korean picture below, because i’m feeling all Korean-y. I have a date with the hairless wonder that is RAIN this Friday. Ya heard.

See more pictures here.

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