I Spill Drinks
Posted in the SIR elevator. This is really wonderful. Seriously. Happy holidays to the children. Really great.
Unfortunately, it took me around eleven tries to actually read what this was saying, as i kept getting distracted by the three-balled holiday penises exchanging sperm with each other. What, I’M HUMAN!
Flash loves pot enough to write a song about it and he wears coordinated Sesame Street clothes in his music video of it. All he has to do is get rid of those dreads and he might just find himself in my Top Five Favorite Japanese People Ever.
I have to be honest. If R. Kelly and Tyrese sang this to me … i would let them both get me pregnant. And then i would play this song for my future baby and tell them “this is how you were made.” And then i would shoot myself.
Nazi angel of death Josef Mengele 'created twin town in Brazil' →

Another insane article, linked to me by El Pasternack. What a terrifying reality. I hope someone makes a horror movie based on this.


First baby clothes i’ve ever purchased. For the niece (obvs). And so it begins.
Clothes from MishaLuLu.
Meat grown in a laboratory. →
But what if the whole “dead animal” aspect is what appeals to me the MOST?!?!
I’M JUST KIDDING (maybe)! I LOVE PUPPIES!
Pictures of Different Ethnic Groups in China
Provided by D2. Blogged by D1 (ME), mostly because i wanted to plug D2’s blog, but also because ethnic group pictures are fun! Naturally, i chose to paste the ethnic Korean picture below, because i’m feeling all Korean-y. I have a date with the hairless wonder that is RAIN this Friday. Ya heard.
See more pictures here.
